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Hipster sale

(updated: May 24, 2011)

3 for 1 sale on hipsters this week at Kohl's. Apparently they come three to a pack, even though I only see one on the cover. But that's a total of nine hipsters, enough to start a hipster infestation of any small to mid-size city.



Also, the no ride up feature is nice as well. Not that I would ever have a problem with a hipster riding up on me. As I exit the road onto the trail or beach I wave goodbye to their inferior bikes.

By the way, some cities are now so overrun with hipsters that they are now lost. There may be no one left in Austin, TX who isn't a hipster.

Actually I don't think hipsters there even ride bikes anymore. I think they went to converting old BMWs and Range Rovers to fixed gear vehicles.

It's becoming spun into a mass culture that no longer really has anything to do with riding a bike ... it's more like a lifestyle. So I guess when you're ready to ride a bike, call me. In the meantime I'll wait until South Park comes out with a hipster episode....like the famous hippie one:



And, on a different note ... to the woman in the BMW X3 who would not even budge one inch to give a poor cyclist some room on the road. If I find you or your vehicle, I am going to give you the gift of a day in your empty pathetic life worth giving a shit about. In a nice way, of course.

Speaking of treating people riding bikes like poor dirtbags, I still need to finish my write-up on Glide Bikes trip to China. Stay tuned...

-SBA



Filed Under: General Entries > North Carolina > Wilmington



2 COMMENTS:

1. Jeff C said...

More Music Man !!!

May 25, 2011 @ 5:54 PM


2. peter said...

if he's a hipster, how can he ride a bike like that and still hold his pbr? just wonderin

May 26, 2011 @ 4:53 AM


 

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